So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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