It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
no you cant smoke seaweed
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Pooping to opera.
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