I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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