Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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