your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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