oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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