Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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