Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
