Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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