i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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