Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Can't talk, ducks in the car
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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