I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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