One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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