I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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