Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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