Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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