she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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