ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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