Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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