I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm both gender and math confused
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