So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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