how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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