please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
