fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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