I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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