He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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