ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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