Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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