she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
