yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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