I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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