Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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