If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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