Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
im holly from the hills drunk
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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