Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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