How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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