i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Couch. On fire.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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