youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
So squirting runs in the family.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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