I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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