Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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