that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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