I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Your dad touched me again.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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