pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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