Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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