i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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