Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
