Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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