Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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