her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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