Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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